I can't believe it's not fake.

Heather Harlowe prostitute singer night cabaret harlequin dancer for loose tie soft men with extra cash. Loves canoeing and hot hot tabasco, on everything, especially her chillies. Never did a man enter her show and leave without pathetically imagining being her submissive slave. She always danced as a dominatrix. Unfortunately those men did nothing for her but she'd take their money anyway. She knew the type of man she wanted she wouldn't find in strip club but she wasn't willing to give up the inflow of expendable cash. She knew she was working for the day when she didn't have to work in a strip club and could met the type of man she wanted, maybe a stunt double for movies or a guy who jumped out of planes. She had a dropping out of the sky while having sex fantasy she wanted to try.


Misha Margeaux crooked teeth, red hair, Christian scientist. Wore robes to the grocery store, spoke with a high shrilly voice, and sometimes drove with her eyes closed trusting Jesus would tell her when to stop or turn. Luckily he didn't one day and her car, pedal to metal, rammed right into a brick wall.


U.S. Attorney Patrick Meehan filed a civil action to prevent John Dunkle from posting threats against reproductive health clinc physicians on his Internet web page. Meehan said Dunkle specifically advised his readers to kill a woman clinic physician by shooting her in the head. He also advised how to do it and how to escape, Meehan said.

Norris Galle, theater actor, frantic for part of Rosencrantz in Hamlet loses his voice the morning of audition. With such tragic irony overwhelming him he decides if he can't get the part he was destined to play then the play would not go on. He decides to set fire to the performance hall. He was never caught and fortunately the theater was not entirely burned down, but it did delay the audition two days. Enough time for Norris to recover from his sore throat and successfully gain the part of Rosencrantz.



The third paragraph was cut out of a newspaper. Fact.